When will you climb Mt. Everest?

One of my favorite fictional characters, Travis McGee, complains that there is no point in retiring when you are too old to enjoy retirement. Hence, he takes his retirement in installments. As soon has he has enough money to coast for a while, he retires until the money runs out. Rinse. Repeat.

Do you have a list of things you would like to do some day? And is that “some day” likely to get postponed until you are too old to actually do those things?

You should consider doing these things now. I can hear people whining that they can’t drop what they are doing and start taking off on vacations. But when you really think about it, whatever you are doing for your day job, you can really take time off (and save enough money) to do the things in your to-do list. My friend Ketan loves traveling and has traveled to the remotest corners of the world. Probably over 40 different countries. And some of these trips take more than a month. He has a wife (who is also working) and a kid (who’s in school) and yet they all manage to take time off for these trips. And he managed to found and run a startup while doing all this. Are you really more busy than him?

This line of thought was triggered by an e-mail from my father-in-law who is preparing to trek to Mt. Everest Base Camp at the age of 64. He has loved travelling and adventure, but unfortunately when he was young, circumstances were such that he could not indulge. So now, he is trying to make up and has already been to Antartica amongst many other places. Mind you, he hasn’t yet retired – he is running a very successful business while he is doing this. He just sent us this e-mail on the eve of his trip to Everest Base Camp that makes for interesting reading:

Since the time I read during my school-times that Edmund Hillary climbed Mt Everest, it has been my wish to get a feel of the great mountain. With my completion of the other trekking and visits to breezing cold places like [Antartica] and trekking to places like Mansarovar-Kailash Parikrama (19,800 ft altitude), Amarnath, Uttaranchal mountains, Hem Kund, etc, I thought of making it to Mt. Everest also. At one stage, I accepted the fact that with advancing age; I should give up this idea. I was disappointed by the things I didn’t do twenty years back than by the ones I did do. However during the cruise to Antarctica, my meetings during the 18 days of journey together with the current world fame mountaineer Mr. Peter Hillary (son of Mr. Edmond Hillary) inspired me that I must try to fulfill my child-hood ambition of embracing Mt. Everest.

God willing, I will be trekking Mt. Everest starting 10 April 2008. With 14 days of steep trekking of 7-10 hours each day, I surely wish to complete it atleast up to the base camp (before the peak Summit). Going further ahead would depend on the various circumstances prevailing then.

Many well wishers have raised the question whether it is right on my part to take this trip at this age. No doubt, I have been told that It is one of the toughest physical and mental challenges one will ever face as it is a difficult and demanding trek in (a) sub-zero temp –10 to -20 deg C (b) heavy chilly wind (c) at a very high altitude with (d) with acute shortage of oxygen. So, it sounds difficult, but I think I am different, so it may not be difficult.

All my above adventures so far, without exception, were with my better half Pushpa. However, this time I will miss her a lot as she has dropped out as her knees may not stand to the strenuous trekking of Mt. Everest. I have been waiting for another company for the last 1-2 years without success and hence I have decided to go all alone, an adventure in my own way. I will hire out a guide/porter to carry baggage from Kathmandu.

Hope I carry your good wishes and surely will have a lot to share with you, on my return.

When are you going to Mt. Everest?

Tantrik flops on live TV

Found this on boing-boing today. I wish I had seen this live. Would have been great to watch:

India TV, one of India’s major Hindi channels with national outreach, invited Sanal Edamaruku for a discussion on “Tantrik power versus Science”. Pandit Surinder Sharma, who claims to be the tantrik of top politicians and is well known from his TV shows, represented the other side. During the discussion, the tantrik showed a small human shape of wheat flour dough, laid a thread around it like a noose and tightened it. He claimed that he was able to kill any person he wanted within three minutes by using black magic. Sanal challenged him to try and kill him.

Tantrik busted on live TV

The tantrik tried. He chanted his mantras (magic words): “Om lingalingalinalinga, kilikili….” But his efforts did not show any impact on Sanal – not after three minutes, and not after five. The time was extended and extended again. The original discussion program should have ended here, but the “breaking news” of the ongoing great tantra challenge was overrunning all program schedules.

Now the tantrik changed his technique. He started sprinkling water on Sanal and brandishing a knife in front of him. Sometimes he moved the blade all over his body. Sanal did not flinch. Then he touched Sanal’s head with his hand, rubbing and rumpling up his hair, pressing his forehead, laying his hand over his eyes, pressing his fingers against his temples. When he pressed harder and harder, Sanal reminded him that he was supposed to use black magic only, not forceful attacks to bring him down. The tantrik took a new run: water, knife, fingers, mantras. But Sanal kept looking very healthy and even amused.

After nearly two hours, the anchor declared the tantrik’s failure. The tantrik, unwilling to admit defeat, tried the excuse that a very strong god whom Sanal might be worshipping obviously protected him. “No, I am an atheist,” said Sanal Edamaruku. Finally, the disgraced tantrik tried to save his face by claiming that there was a never-failing special black magic for ultimate destruction, which could, however, only been done at night. Bad luck again, he did not get away with this, but was challenged to prove his claim this very night in another “breaking news” live program.

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Taaz.com is way too much fun

Taaz.com is a very easy to use online service that allows you to give any photo a makeover:


modified photo

This was the original:


If you look closely (by clicking on the photo to get the full size version), you’ll notice that I’ve applied lipstick, foundation, blush, blue contact lenses, mascara, and of course, changed the hairstyle. For each one of those, there are many different options to choose from. Obviously, the “doctoring” of the photo is very visible, but I did not spend too much time trying to get it just right. I have other things to do.

But, try Taaz.com yourself. You’ll have lots of fun.