{"id":35,"date":"2010-02-10T09:43:34","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T09:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/the-refrigerator-story\/"},"modified":"2010-02-10T10:22:20","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T10:22:20","slug":"the-refrigerator-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/the-refrigerator-story\/","title":{"rendered":"The refrigerator story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"gara\">Once upon a time, there was a husband and a wife. Let\u2019s, for the sake of convenience, call them <a title=\"punetech.com\" href=\"http:\/\/smritiweb.com\/navin\" target=\"_blank\">Navin<\/a> and <a title=\"wogma.com\" href=\"http:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\" target=\"_blank\">meetu<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"gara\">And in their \u201chome sweet home\u201d they have a refrigerator with a half-broken door. Yes, the door is \u201cpaani ke 15 botlo ke bojh ka maara\u201d. Because, the philosophy of this household (courtesy: <a href=\"http:\/\/punetech.com\/Navin\" target=\"_blank\">man-of-the-house<\/a>) is &#8211; it ain\u2019t a \u2018decent\u2019 household if there ain\u2019t no chilled water in the fridge door.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"gara\">Come the busiest week of <a title=\"wogma.com\" href=\"http:\/\/wogma.com\" target=\"_blank\">meetu<\/a>\u2019s year, <\/font><font size=\"2\" face=\"gara\">the door and it\u2019s owner have a breakdown \u2013 one physical and one emotional. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\"><a title=\"forpune.com\" href=\"http:\/\/forpune.com\" target=\"_blank\">Navin<\/a> (on phone) \u2013 meetu, meetu SOS! my honey\u2019s door is broken, what are we going to do?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">meetu \u2013 Chill first (hoping he takes the pun in the right spirit). Yeah, about 6 months ago tech support said \u201cdoor not available, buy new fridge\u201d<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\"><a title=\"bharathealth.com\" href=\"http:\/\/bharathealth.com\" target=\"_blank\">Navin<\/a> \u2013 Come then, we need to replace my darling. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">meetu \u2013 can we please wait until end of week? <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">Navin \u2013 ONE WEEK!? <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">(Translation \u2013 one-fourth of a month with no cold water!)<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">meetu \u2013 ok, ok cool it! (thoroughly enjoying this by now). we\u2019ll try to go tomorrow morning.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">Navin \u2013 promise?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">meetu \u2013 ok, yes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">* * *<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">Next day, meetu is mourning at the potential of 50 to 80 thousand well-saved rupees going missing in such a hurry. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">Nevertheless, Navin and meetu set out for a romantic morning, fridge-hunting.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">After a couple of electronic stores, when they see the perfect fridge &#8211; <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">meetu (to salesperson) \u2013 So, do you have an exchange offer on any of these things?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">Navin (out-of-characteristically interrupts) \u2013 No-no, we don\u2019t need an exchange offer.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">meetu (thinking, \u201cwe don\u2019t need a clumsy cupboard, either\u201d) \u2013 uh\u2026<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Navin &#8211; (good friend) <a href=\"http:\/\/aparanjape.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Amit<\/a> knows someone who can fix the door.<\/p>\n<p>meetu \u2013 huh!?<\/p>\n<p>Navin (without batting an eyelash) \u2013 It might take him ONE WEEK to come\u2026<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">*End of story*<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">* * *<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">closing credits \u2013 <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">as gracefully as possible, we walked out of the store. the \u201csomeone\u201d came in a couple of days later.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">my honey\u2019s honey has a door that clings on to it just fine, thanks to some handy duct tape.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">if you want to see what more fun happened, become a fan of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ngkabra?story_fbid=248586453052\" target=\"_blank\">refrigerator<\/a>\u2019s facebook <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ngkabra?story_fbid=265707773088\" target=\"_blank\">pages<\/a>, yep plural.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">* * *<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\">ps. ok peoples, just because i\u2019ve been ignoring this blog, doesn\u2019t mean you leave your comments on the fb pages, <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#160; Once upon a time, there was a husband and a wife. Let\u2019s, for the sake of convenience, call them Navin and meetu. And in their \u201chome sweet home\u201d they have a refrigerator with a half-broken door. Yes, the door is \u201cpaani ke 15 botlo ke bojh ka maara\u201d. Because, the philosophy of this household&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/the-refrigerator-story\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;The refrigerator story&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/39"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/meetu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}