Of dogs and bitches

Girls (and actually it won’t hurt boys to read this either), try this –

  • For today, DO NOT talk/think more than once about (only, if you complain about them/think of them with negativity. If positive, then think of them all you want) –
    • The all-important bai (Maid servants)
    • Kitchen and cleaning up
    • Husband/Boyfriend(s) 😉
    • In-laws
    • Kids (homework, disobedience, ungratefulness, and the like)

Anyone who causes the lovely lady that you are, pain – is SO not worth it.

Once you have done this today. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Every day.

  • We love the way men look at us. We love it better when they appreciate it in words. But, you know what? Nothing like a compliment from a woman. It always makes my day! (Hint-hint. Nudge-nudge)
  • Hate the pain you suffer?…say while threading, try this –
    • Relax ALL your muscles
    • Think of something else. Thinking about relaxing your muscles might be a good start, but – good, bad, anything…take your mind elsewhere.

From threading to labor pain, it works. I promise.

Hurt to the heart might also feel less painful with this technique! WARNING! Don’t try this on a fresh wound. Start from the 5th day, no pun intended.

  • First 4 days, find someone to talk to. You are not meant to let yourself go through trauma alone. If you were, you would be a MAN!
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah…men are dogs and we can write that in ‘caps lock’ too. But, each of us, each one of us is a lovely, charming, bitch.

Oh come on, you know that. We aren’t any easier to deal with. No one nags better than us. And get this, each one of us hates nagging and the nagger! This is only one example that classifies us as a bitch. We expect, we obsess. We assume, we extrapolate. We act and we over-react. Sure men do this. But that doesn’t make it right.

To a better me. To a better you.  To a better woman for that man to woo.

(and now let me get to doing at least half the things written above :P) Oh yeah…and a very happy woman’s day to you too!

  1. If women = bitches… can womanising also be called bitching?

    Happy bitch’s day. No, doesn’t work.

    Bitching never does.

  2. first time on your blog
    thoroughly enjoyed reading this
    keep this up.
    there is nothing wrong in called a bitch.
    without a bitch dogs will not b there right?

  3. Hey.. just love the way you write on random topics. This one was fun to read.

  4. Thank you guys!

  5. “And thus there where cooperation is natural has intruded competition.
    The very psychology of men and women about their mutual relation is changing and becoming the psychology of the primitive fighting elements rather than of humanity seeking its completeness through the union based upon mutual self-surrender.
    For the elements which have lost their living bond of reality have lost the meaning of their existence. They, like gaseous particles, forced into a too narrow space, come in continual conflict with each other till they burst the very arrangement which holds them in bondage.” Tagore

    I appreciate ur views Meetu

  6. Genders are complementary not competitive.
    The communion causes Creation and not just recreation.
    And uniqueness of each are not a sign of difference to be bridged but to cooperate to evolve esp out of this Hollow Competition.
    The reasons r clear.
    1 Women’s day and 364 Mens Day.. and no place for Human’s day…just “pseudo civilized” Males nd Females engaged in chasing “Success”
    ‘Dust you are and to dust you shall return.’

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