{"id":194,"date":"2011-08-11T17:10:12","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T06:10:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/?p=194"},"modified":"2011-08-11T11:40:17","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T06:10:17","slug":"what-do-you-think-of-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/what-do-you-think-of-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"What do you think of Mom?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of days, I saw a random email forward with humorous answers from kids to a bunch of questions. I decided to find out what kinds of answers would Abu and Rabad give to the same questions. So here goes.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Why did God make mothers?\n<ul>\n<li>[Abu]: Because if mother didn&#8217;t exist, you didn&#8217;t exist<\/li>\n<li>[Rabad]: Because there has to be one person who scolds us every time, otherwise we will not learn<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>How did God make mother?\n<ul>\n<li>[Abu]: Because he is God<\/li>\n<li>[Rabad]: There was one more mother who made the other mother<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>What kind of a little girl was your Mom?\n<ul>\n<li>[Abu]: I don&#8217;t know. But I guess she was normal. She liked books.<\/li>\n<li>[Rabad]: Very sad girl, because if she did one mistake her mother used to hit her.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?  \n<ul>\n<li>[Abu]: His last name, so that she knows whether her new name sounds alright.<\/li>\n<li>[Rabad]: Did he go to college, because some people stop after 10<sup>th<\/sup> and they don&#8217;t have any knowledge<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Who is the boss at your house?\n<ul>\n<li>[Abu]: Dad. Because Mamma calls him &#8216;Suno,&#8217; and no one calls him by his name in the house<\/li>\n<li>[Rabad]: No one. Because no one acts like a boss.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the difference between moms and dads?\n<ul>\n<li>[Abu]: Moms are usually kind, and Dads are usually strict.<\/li>\n<li>[Rabad]: Mom is really strict, and Dad is really kind.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>What does mom usually do in her spare time?\n<ul>\n<li>[Abu]: Talks with me<\/li>\n<li>[Rabad]: Sits with me<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>What would it take to make your mom perfect?\n<ul>\n<li>[Abu]: Nothing. She&#8217;s already perfect<\/li>\n<li>[Rabad]: If she gives me a lovely gift<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of days, I saw a random email forward with humorous answers from kids to a bunch of questions. I decided to find out what kinds of answers would Abu and Rabad give to the same questions. So here goes. Why did God make mothers? [Abu]: Because if mother didn&#8217;t exist, you didn&#8217;t exist <a href=\"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/what-do-you-think-of-mom\/\">[&#8230;Read More&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,6,25,23,3],"tags":[71,72,5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":195,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions\/195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}