{"id":129,"date":"2010-02-23T10:49:42","date_gmt":"2010-02-23T05:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/joke-veggies\/"},"modified":"2010-02-23T10:49:42","modified_gmt":"2010-02-23T05:19:42","slug":"joke-veggies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/joke-veggies\/","title":{"rendered":"joke: veggies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"4\" face=\"Garamond\">navin, abu, rabad and i went out for dinner a couple of days ago. i\u2019m the only vegetarian in the foursome. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\" face=\"Garamond\">abu confirms \u2013 mamma, are you vegetarian?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\" face=\"Garamond\">me (confused, he already knows that!) \u2013 yeah<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\" face=\"Garamond\">abu \u2013 you know what? if everyone on this table was a vegetarian, this would be a vegetable!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\" face=\"Garamond\">HA HA HA HA<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\" face=\"Garamond\">abu made this one up all by himself.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\" face=\"Garamond\">Now with a humor like that, who would want him to be an engineer, or a doctor or worse a chartered accountant?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\" face=\"Garamond\">Hello world, watch out for your next stand-up comedian! <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"4\" face=\"Garamond\">okay, before i get carried away any more\u2026<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>navin, abu, rabad and i went out for dinner a couple of days ago. i\u2019m the only vegetarian in the foursome. abu confirms \u2013 mamma, are you vegetarian? me (confused, he already knows that!) \u2013 yeah abu \u2013 you know what? if everyone on this table was a vegetarian, this would be a vegetable! HA <a href=\"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/joke-veggies\/\">[&#8230;Read More&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,58,22,61,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smritiweb.com\/abu-rabad\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}