Myself is Bhumita patel.
date of birth is 29th aug 1982 at 5:45 am
so i just want to know when will get married

can i have high qualifed soulmate in my life?

Obviously, it is quite possible that some of those people are pulling my leg. I hope so, for the sake of the future of humanity – It’s hard to believe this level of idiocy.

@Krish Ashok, I like your idea. I seriously wouldn’t mind contributing to a blog that gives “honest-to-earth sensible advice in the disguise of astrological mumbojumbo and spiced with sarcastic humour”. It would be fun, methinks.

@Full2 Faltu, don’t talk to me about people asking for mp3s. It’s too painful a subject. I’ve had a songs lyrics website for about 15 years, and you can’t even imagine how many requests I used to get for mp3s in spite of the fact that right next to my e-mail address I had mentioned that I don’t have any. I had to cancel one e-mail account. That is when I first found out how many idiots are there on the internet who cannot read simple instructions.

@tubelite, I have come to expect gullibility from people. What I am surprised at is the utter failure at ‘english comprehension’. How can you ask for advice in the comments of that article, at that site.

At some point the founders stare in wonder, adding more and more ludicrous axioms to their set of beliefs in the hope that well, *now* the penny will drop, but it doesn’t… and that’s when they decide – screw it, I might as well make some money on this.

So, N. Abra K. Dabra, I suggest you combine the two motifs, science fiction and numerology, by making Isaac Asimov’s short story Spell My Name with an S the cornerstone of your new religion.

Let me know when you need some high priests to help you with counting the sacks of money. I will be there in large baggy robes with pockets sewn all over.

I was wondering when you are addressing the problem because I would get all the comments posted on that particular post

I have the same problem. I had written a post about how I liked a song. Now I only get comments to send the MP3 of the song inspite of me mentioning that I don’t have the MP3. Now I just ignore those comments.

but the comments don’t stop and I have consulted a numberiologist and change my name altogether to chatuklal matuklal beediwala. great future awaits me! Now all these comments will stop!

-Punds
a.k.a
Chatuklal Matuklal Beediwala

1. Reading the lines on the palm of ones foot.
2. Numerology based on Indian scripts. Jumaani only does English, an alien and foreign language. I think we should cowbeltize, bongolize, marathize, Gujjize and Madrasize Numerology and do yeoman service to the indian masses
3. Instead of asking for date of birth, time of birth and latitude (that’s old skool), we could ask for a) what dish was being cooked at home on the day you were born b) Mother’s name in hex c) Pincode of the place you were born

What say?

Some people might have just been pulling your leg looking for advice (you become ‘topperson’ after one satirical piece??), but some might actually be serious.

I suggest another satirical piece on palmistry based on ‘latest neuro-kinesiological investigations of patterns of lines on hand’