Of dogs and bitches
Girls (and actually it won’t hurt boys to read this either), try this -
- For today, DO NOT talk/think more than once about (only, if you complain about them/think of them with negativity. If positive, then think of them all you want) -
- The all-important bai (Maid servants)
- Kitchen and cleaning up
- Husband/Boyfriend(s)
- In-laws
- Kids (homework, disobedience, ungratefulness, and the like)
Anyone who causes the lovely lady that you are, pain – is SO not worth it.
Once you have done this today. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Every day.
- We love the way men look at us. We love it better when they appreciate it in words. But, you know what? Nothing like a compliment from a woman. It always makes my day! (Hint-hint. Nudge-nudge)
- Hate the pain you suffer?…say while threading, try this -
- Relax ALL your muscles
- Think of something else. Thinking about relaxing your muscles might be a good start, but – good, bad, anything…take your mind elsewhere.
From threading to labor pain, it works. I promise.
Hurt to the heart might also feel less painful with this technique! WARNING! Don’t try this on a fresh wound. Start from the 5th day, no pun intended.
- First 4 days, find someone to talk to. You are not meant to let yourself go through trauma alone. If you were, you would be a MAN!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah…men are dogs and we can write that in ‘caps lock’ too. But, each of us, each one of us is a lovely, charming, bitch.
Oh come on, you know that. We aren’t any easier to deal with. No one nags better than us. And get this, each one of us hates nagging and the nagger! This is only one example that classifies us as a bitch. We expect, we obsess. We assume, we extrapolate. We act and we over-react. Sure men do this. But that doesn’t make it right.
To a better me. To a better you. To a better woman for that man to woo.
(and now let me get to doing at least half the things written above
) Oh yeah…and a very happy woman’s day to you too!